It’s time to ditch that expensive gym membership. Let’s be honest, the main reason you were going is to watch sweaty hot girls in yoga pants doing squats. Unless your job depends on you staying in shape, there are way more pleasant ways to workout than the gym. And most of them don’t include you smelling a hairy dude’s stinky ass remains when you finally manage to get on the machine you’ve been waiting for 30 minutes because everyone goes to the gym the same hour you want to. So why not bust out that realistic sex doll and start pumping the muscles that truly matter in the most pleasurable way humanly possible?
At this point, you’re probably thinking that we can’t possibly be serious that a love doll can give you the equivalent of an actual workout. Well, just think about what it is most men do in an actual gym. They signed a membership because of a momentary burst of hope endorphins, do a lot of upper body, some ab, and minimal lower body workouts. With a full-sized sex doll, you’re constantly carrying at least 66 pounds (30kg) around the house. This will help your arms, legs and even your chest develop. Especially if you like to mix it up, every day a different position, on the bed, couch, neighbor’s lawn, etc. Then you got the intense cardio when actually making love to her. And you don’t just make love to her once, after all, you are a man of passion.
So, instead of being shamed into buying a personal trainer in the gym, just get yourself a Busty Amy and lift the only weights a man should ever have to – gigantic boobies. The heavier the silicone girl, the better your results will be. If you want the biggest challenge, try to see if you can conquer the giant ass sex doll Kamala. It won’t be easy but the payoff will be orgasmic. Like literally, you will orgasm. In her tight sex doll butt. Probably twice. With the morning wood. And a few times at night. Obviously, you will need to eat some eggs and chicken to keep your protein levels up with the intense Spartan-style sex gym you’ll be attending at home, but eating chicken and fucking huge ass sex dolls is a satisfying way to live life.
Let’s get into some specific workout tips you can start doing once you turn from window shopping sex dolls to pounding them in real life.
In the end, working out is always a challenge. It’s hard to constantly stay motivated. One would just want to give up and watch a movie instead. But here at Dollpodium, we try to do our part and make sure you have the necessary incentive to stay fit and healthy. And your real sex doll will definitely want you to be strong and in good spirits. After all, her sole purpose of existence is to please you as much and as many times as your horny membership lasts. Time to hit the shower. Oh, yes, Busty Amy prefers to go commando. So, lose the towel. Shower sex workouts are now real.
As of 2020, we have one of the largest selection of muscle sex dolls available online, so you can work out together:
Emily – the hottest Asian silicone TPE girl
Linda – the muscular MILF doll
Jean – huge nipples muscle sex doll
Victoria – the fit blonde bombshell
JY Gabrielle – the irresistible bodybuilder
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